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I just remembered I go back to work tomorrow.

-mrpricklepants:

I’ve got a curling iron and I intend to use it.

BRB after my beauty hair session so you can LOL at me :)

PERVERT # 3—-> SPENCER TRACY

Before I go on with this chap, I would like to apologize all Kate fans and Kate/Spencer fans too. I know she was cool and all that,and I truly feel respect for her. She was flawless for sure, but her husband was not. And please, don’t feel upset about this, I don’t pretend to talk nonsense. He really did things that were not right.

He’s married. You know who his wife is. You probably, as a work mate, admire her. But one day, you find her husband and he, very happily, would propose you to have an affair. He would start with the typical “My wife and I are like friends by now..blah, blah, blah”. If you are a serious and professional woman, you’ll answer “No, thanks”. But he will insist.

And if you keep saying “No”, he will directly start touching or rubbing you. And that’s not the way that Kate Hepburn’s husband must behave.

PERVERT # 2—-> JOHN BARRYMORE

Well, what can we say about a Barrymore? Pretty much Hollywood’s royalty! A family entirely dedicated to the art of drama. But with some troubled souls, for sure. Nobody’s perfect.

This perv will directly approach you in places where he won’t be seen. Like a dressing room for example. Horrible.

You’ll have to work with him, you will come across him at parties, etc. And the worst thing is, he will make a huge effort to make you feel hot and unconfortable every time he sees you. Only if you’re a great lady, you’ll overcome this moment and get rid of him with grace and style.

BEWARE OF “THE PERVERTS”

If you were a young, pretty, smart, talented and innocent young actress (or if you were simply freaking sexy) in Hollywood during the period 1920-1950 you should bear in mind that there were several pervs that would try to take advantage of you. Some will succeed, some will keep bothering you, some will fail.

Here I go, the most dangerous (and disgusting) Hollywood pervs according to me, are:

PERVERT # 1—-> CONRAD NAGEL

He was one of the first to found the “Hollywood Golden Society” and starred in many films most part of them during the 1920’s and 1930’s.

Whatever, the main thing is, this perv’s MO is the following: he will approach your family (mainly your mother) to win her approval and will invite you to glamorous parties, will introduce to you his group of very mature friends (all of them 40-year-olds and more), you’ll look like his niece or daughter, but age is irrelevant for this fellow. He’ll take you to duck hunt trips and at midnight, he will knock on your door and will try to “fix your toilet”, that means, well, you know.

And the next morning, you’ll wake up (still dazed and not knowing what happened) and he will look at you and say “My dear child, I’m not a rapist”. Sure.

Ugh, remakes…

WHY do we need a remake? why? the new generations end up watching anything else than the original idea and it’s so confusing…if new generations want to see this films…they have to watch the originals!!!

The changes on scripts, time, plot, characters, and mainly endings (!) are useless. I saw various remakes (shame on me,I know) but well, that’s the reason why I love Classics now and let me tell you (although you know it) THEY SUCK so badly, that you start hating the cast.

For example, a few months ago, I saw “The Women” remake and I was so pissed off that I swear if I happen to see Meg Ryan on the street I would punch her face…and Will Smith’s wife?? AAAGH! she was way beyond a good performance and wtf Debra Messing’s character???? that character did not even exist in the 1939 movie!!!

Seriously, if you’re going to make a remake..try at least, to keep the same characters, only as a matter of respect, ‘cause you’re KILLING A CLASSIC.

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